SOME PEOPLE THINK
IT’S FUNNY
Everyone doesn't always understand our jokes, so we named this section "Some People Think It's Funny!" These Florida themed shirts are good for a chuckle when the right person sees. If you get it, you're our people!
WOMEN'S CLOTHING
Inspired by a classic childhood misconception - The Dangerous UnderTOAD. Remember being a kid at the beach and hearing adults warn you about the "dangerous undertow"? If your imagination and ears worked like ours, you didn't hear "Undertow." You heard UnderTOAD. A slimy, monstrous giant toad lurking in the depths, just waiting for an unsuspecting child to swim by so they can gobble them up!
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Is it Garlic Bread or Gar Licked Bread? Who knows what the proper term is, but we like it.
We often joke around about ridiculous things while we are on our paddle adventures, and one that we often come back to is Gar-Licked objects. We couldn't get this image out of our mind so we had to create it and share it for everyone else on whatever spectrum we are!
With its fitted cut, mid-length body, and soft ribbed texture, this baby tee pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a casual, flattering look.
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²)
• Micro rib fabric for a soft, stretchy feel
• Fitted silhouette
• Sleeves with contrast coloring
• Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
NOTE: THIS PRODUCT RUNS SMALL! WE RECOMMEND SIZING UP. Additionally, these white shirts are made to have a 90s summer vintage feel and are thin white shirts. They are slightly transparent. We recommned wearing a nude colored undergarment or swimsuit with these!
For all you mermaids who have a sense of humor out there - sometimes those Florida Springs can leave us a tid bit nipply! If you know - you know! #mermaidproblems.
Shirt Reads: "Mermaid Glass Cutting - Our Perky Experts can do any shape or size"
This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.
• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For all you mermaids who have a sense of humor out there - sometimes those Florida Springs can leave us a tid bit nipply! If you know - you know! #mermaidproblems.
Shirt Reads: "Mermaid Glass Cutting - Our Perky Experts can do any shape or size"
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look.
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Inspired by the OG mermaid, the ManaTEASE is a must have for any manatee lover! The manatee were quite the tease for a tired or possibly drunken sailor. This is what we think a manatee would look like when a sailor has been lonely at see for a long time!
All artwork is 100% original created by Serena Bass of Squatch and Siren.
This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Inspired by the OG mermaid, the ManaTEASE is a must have for any manatee lover! The manatee were quite the tease for a tired or possibly drunken sailor. This is what we think a manatee would look like when a sailor has been lonely at see for a long time!
This comfortable muscle tank is soft and flowy with low cut armholes for a relaxed look, and is available in a variety of colors.
All artwork is 100% original created by Serena Bass of Squatch and Siren.
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
Email us for wholesale & licensing opportunities.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Is it Garlic Bread or Gar Licked Bread? Who knows what the proper term is, but we like it.
We often joke around about ridiculous things while we are on our paddle adventures, and one that we often come back to is Gar-Licked objects. We couldn't get this image out of our mind so we had to create it and share it for everyone else on whatever spectrum we are!
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This racerback tank is perfect for any one who loves night fishing! Your fishing buddies will get a kick out of this one.
This tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
MEN'S CLOTHING
Inspired by a classic childhood misconception - The Dangerous UnderTOAD. Remember being a kid at the beach and hearing adults warn you about the "dangerous undertow"? If your imagination and ears worked like ours, you didn't hear "Undertow." You heard UnderTOAD. A slimy, monstrous giant toad lurking in the depths, just waiting for an unsuspecting child to swim by so they can gobble them up!
This T-Shirt is 100% Cotton and super soft!
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Is it Garlic Bread or Gar Licked Bread? Who knows what the proper term is, but we like it.
We often joke around about ridiculous things while we are on our paddle adventures, and one that we often come back to is Gar-Licked objects. We couldn't get this image out of our mind so we had to create it and share it for everyone else on whatever spectrum we are!
This shirt is 100% cotton and looks great on men, women, and anyone in between!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our Feed The Forest Collection was inspired by our love for every aspect of the Florida wilderness -- from the stunning sights of the cypress swamps, pine forests and all of the amazing creatures we see, all the way to the small ticks, yellow flys, mosquitos, chiggers, and all those critters that keep us "itching" for more adventure!
No matter the amount of bug spray used (though we prefer skipping it,) all these critters are impossible to avoid. So we decided to create this collection adorned with these little stinkers to remind us of the "fun" to be had in these beautiful places.
Look closer in the depths of the cypress swamp and palm trees and you will see a Skunk Ape in the background!
NOTE: Sleeve print contains bug graphics which may cause you to get smacked in public frequently.
Shirt Details:
• Printed on Gildan 5000 Shirt Base
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Artwork is drawn by Serena Bass of Squatch and Siren and is 100% original. Please email us for wholesale or licensing opportunities.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We created this design as a nod to the classic "Gadsden Flag," with an updated Florida twist! This silly flounder shirt is sure to make all your fishing friends laugh.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If you have lived in Florida for a while now and love to go to the beach, chances are you have probably done a "Stingray Shuffle" or two in your life. Celebrating the peak of Stingray Season in Florida which is July-August, we created this design as a nod to the classic "Gadsden Flag," with an updated Florida twist!
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
GENDER NEUTRAL CLOTHING & SWIMWEAR
Inspired by a classic childhood misconception - The Dangerous UnderTOAD. Remember being a kid at the beach and hearing adults warn you about the "dangerous undertow"? If your imagination and ears worked like ours, you didn't hear "Undertow." You heard UnderTOAD. A slimy, monstrous giant toad lurking in the depths, just waiting for an unsuspecting child to swim by so they can gobble them up!
This T-Shirt is 100% Cotton and super soft!
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Our Feed The Forest Collection was inspired by our love for every aspect of the Florida wilderness -- from the stunning sights of the cypress swamps, pine forests and all of the amazing creatures we see, all the way to the small ticks, yellow flys, mosquitos, chiggers, and all those critters that keep us "itching" for more adventure!
No matter the amount of bug spray used (though we prefer skipping it,) all these critters are impossible to avoid. So we decided to create this collection adorned with these little stinkers to remind us of the "fun" to be had in these beautiful places.
Look closer in the depths of the cypress swamp and palm trees and you will see a Skunk Ape in the background!
NOTE: Sleeve print contains bug graphics which may cause you to get smacked in public frequently.
Shirt Details:
• Printed on Gildan 5000 Shirt Base
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Artwork is drawn by Serena Bass of Squatch and Siren and is 100% original. Please email us for wholesale or licensing opportunities.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Is it Garlic Bread or Gar Licked Bread? Who knows what the proper term is, but we like it.
We often joke around about ridiculous things while we are on our paddle adventures, and one that we often come back to is Gar-Licked objects. We couldn't get this image out of our mind so we had to create it and share it for everyone else on whatever spectrum we are!
This shirt is 100% cotton and looks great on men, women, and anyone in between!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If you have lived in Florida for a while now and love to go to the beach, chances are you have probably done a "Stingray Shuffle" or two in your life. Celebrating the peak of Stingray Season in Florida which is July-August, we created this design as a nod to the classic "Gadsden Flag," with an updated Florida twist!
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We created this design as a nod to the classic "Gadsden Flag," with an updated Florida twist! This silly flounder shirt is sure to make all your fishing friends laugh.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
KID'S & YOUTH CLOTHING & SWIMWEAR
Do you have a growing lil' Florida Man or Woman?!
Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this comfy bodysuit will be baby's first step towards a more sustainable lifestyle!
Super soft and stretchy fabric with envelope neckline, it’ll be the perfect choice for your little grapefruit!
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Soft and stretchy fabric
• 3 self-colored nickel-free poppers at the crotch
• Envelope neckline
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)
• Binding at neck, arms, and legs for shape retention
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It's never to early to get them started believing! No matter what you call it - Bigfoot, Skunk Ape, Sasquatch, etc. - this iconic scene is sure to inspire wonder and enthusiasm for adventure.
Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this comfy bodysuit will be the right step towards a more sustainable lifestyle. With its extra soft and stretchy fabric and envelope neckline, it’ll be the perfect choice for all active babies.
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Soft and stretchy fabric
• 3 self-colored nickel-free poppers at the crotch
• Envelope neckline
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)
• Binding at neck, arms, and legs for shape retention
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
ACCESSORIES & HOME GOODS
With durable edges and a non-slip rubber base, it’s built to stay put and put a smile on anyone's face that reads this.
• Neoprene material with rubber backing
• Diameter: 8″ (20.3 cm)
• Smooth surface for accurate mouse control
• Non-slip bottom for stability
• Blank product sourced from China
• Neoprene material with rubber backing
• Diameter: 8″ (20.3 cm)
• Smooth surface for accurate mouse control
• Non-slip bottom for stability
• Blank product sourced from China